[Frank Lee]

I just had to share these; I hope "Some Guy" and "Chuck" don't get mad at me for it! LOL

Some Guy says:

This totally works!!!!1!!!1!!!11

I added acetone to my 1986 Ford Escort, and I got 83 mpg city/178mpg highway. Also, my Escort broke the land speed record (although someone with a 1993 Geo Prizm loaded with acetone and wood alcohol beat my speed right afterwards). Also, my car has developed sentience and a cool red led panel on the front of the hood. We travel around the country fighting crime, now, and my perm has never looked better.

Seriously, it all happened, thanks to acetone. Don’t let the capitalist oil-barons fool you, the only reason they don’t add acetone to all fuel is they want you to keep using more gasoline than necessary and paying less per gallon than they could charge for such “enhanced” super-fuel.

Read more: » How to Boost Your Gas Mileage with Acetone » Blog Archive* *Alice Hill’s Real Tech News - Independent Tech

Chuck says:

Chuck Norris uses acetone as a beer chaser.

Read more: http://www.realtechnews.com/posts/2598#ixzz0MoVss4K2