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Originally Posted by RobertSmalls
I was driving a K2500 with a big V8 and a slushbox last week. I was getting about 10mpg, so I made sure to hypermile. I EOC'd up to a stop sign, and then saw there was a police roadblock, checking inspection stickers and whatnot. So I cringed, fired up my silly-large clattering V8, and started to think of excuses for my blatant EOC. I'm sure the officers noticed, but they didn't say anything to me about it.
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" But officer, it keeps dying on me ( looking frustrated ) This is the third time this week that this piece of junk has done this. I'm gonna have to get the dealer to fix this. " ( snicker snicker )