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Originally Posted by MadisonMPG
My name is RAM, and I help my driver compensate for his unusually small penis.
My name is RAM, and I am part of a life support problem.
My name is RAM, and I couldn't possibly be less aerodynamic.
My name is RAM, and "efficiency" is not in my dictionary.
My name is RAM, and 90% of my brothers are used as commuter cars.
My name is RAM, and if you use me like i'm supposed to be used you will have to rebuild my transmission in 6-8000 miles.
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It used to be: "If you can't Dodge it, RAM it."
Now it's: "I'm a RAM. I've gotten so ridiculously large, inefficient, and easy to dent/ding/break that I'm a shoe-in daily driver for most women and poor people will see me as "cool". I will burn though your gas reserves in one day, then burn your neighbor's reserves tomorrow. ANWAR can't stifle my thirst. I am RAM."
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"¿ʞɐǝɹɟ ɐ ǝɹ,noʎ uǝɥʍ 'ʇı ʇ,usı 'ʎlǝuol s,ʇı"
I'd like to think that people might open their eyes at some point... instead, I find it more and more likely that I'll just close mine.
-- Author kept secret.
Je ne veux pas d'une meilleure vie. Je veux être heureux avec celle que j'ai maintenant.
(I do not want a better life. I want to be happy with the one I have now.)
