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Originally Posted by jamesqf
I've never really understood the thinking behind that brand name. Ram? It's an effing sheep, fer gawdsakes. And (at the risk of being un-PC) one that's well known as an example of homosexual behavior in nature.
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Homosexuality in nature is typically a display of Alpha-ism, as is true in the case of the ram.
Another portrayal of Alpha-ism in nature is when men drive trucks that are obviously extensions of their... Hm... not-so-Alpha. Ram, apparently, instills a feeling of Manliness in that rams will beat each other's heads in uncompromisingly until one or the other gives up, without ever having come to a logical or rational conclusion.
Therefore - Ram.
Now - Tell me why I always see women driving them? What exactly are they "extending" by owning said vehicle?
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