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done got me a aluminium rod, yo...
I got a great deal on a 32 inch long, 1 inch diameter aluminum rod. I decided to name it Rod. I'm going to chop Rod up into 12 chunks, each of length 59.78 mm +/-0.0000000001 mm. I eyeballed it.
Next, I'll drill holes down the middle of the 12 tribes of Israel (Rod's 12 children), and then use them as spacers.
He had some other children with a steel pipe, and those kids are nothing but trouble. That's why I oppose inter-metal dating, but high carbon steel is very useful, so I'm OK with carbon dating.
It was *only* $23. Goll Dern ripoff.
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When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.
Last edited by MPaulHolmes; 06-21-2008 at 02:47 PM..
Reason: To make it even more hilarious than before
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