Guilty as charged...
2003 Audi A6 Avant 1.9TDI
--this is the daily hack
1999 BMW E39 530d Touring
--this was the daily hack, now rudely garage-squatting
1996 Kawasaki ZZR600-E4
--the bike!
1995 Citroen XM 2.0 turbo petrol/LPG
--has sat for 4 years gathering moss now, sadly
1991 Citroen BX TZD turbodiesel hatch
--has sat for 6 months gathering dust now, sadly
1987 Citroen AX 11TRE
--the backup daily (& polar opposite!), also for grass autotests
1976 BMW 1602 saloon
--long-term project & money sink
2004 BMW E39 530d saloon
--mostly-stripped, was a crashed engine donor for the above
1965 Morris Minor 1000
--rusty and in the way; I really have no idea why I own it...