Yeah, no.
Interestingly, there is a very similar fuselage on the roof of a garage in Cedar Flat (not 'Cedar Flats', it's not that big.
). The owner used to have a KC-135 and says he wants to make a road vehicle out of it.
The problem I see is the probiscus. Not much usable space there, maybe a frunk?
I'd bob the nose and attach a motorcycle to each side of the wing spar, and make it a five-wheeled tail-dragger.
Not a street-legal windshield though, 24hrs of lemons.