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You don't wear ties at home?!
People have claimed many times that driving the speed limit is reckless, I am a maniac, a menace to society, and I should not be allowed to drive, procreate, vote, or show my face in public.
Or something. You know, when they start out that poorly, I tune out quickly, but I did have a police officer tell me I "force[d] drivers to pass me."
Just imagine if you decorated your interior with a turtle theme. A cop actually pulls you over. "Sir! Why were you--turtles?! Get out of here!"
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