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Originally Posted by kitaimdao
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I remember the T-shirt, "Fat people are harder to kidnap."
I wonder if that's a good reason to start overeating and such... personal security, in knowing that if you weigh 500 lbs, it might take longer for someone to kidnap you, and the cops will probably find you before they manage to butter you up enough to slide in the van's barn doors?
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"¿ʞɐǝɹɟ ɐ ǝɹ,noʎ uǝɥʍ 'ʇı ʇ,usı 'ʎlǝuol s,ʇı"
I'd like to think that people might open their eyes at some point... instead, I find it more and more likely that I'll just close mine.
-- Author kept secret.
Je ne veux pas d'une meilleure vie. Je veux être heureux avec celle que j'ai maintenant.
(I do not want a better life. I want to be happy with the one I have now.)
