No water, no van, LOL! I'm renting a room from some friends, the "van down by the river" comes from this SNL skit: Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Down By The River

Gee, I can't see the water near your marker. I moved into a car 3 years ago, but drove most days until I found a place with houses starting at "just pay the power." I've been watching videos of homeless guys where I was, and I'm glad I left.