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Old 11-22-2011, 01:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ecomodder bumper stickers

I came up with some ideas for ecomodder bumper stickers. Unfortunately I don't think they would make much sense because non-ecomodders wouldn't get the humor.

Enjoy...

(Sorry, I can't seem to get the images to show up directly in the post.)

Here's the texts:

1) It's an aerodynamic thing...you wouldn't understand.
2) Brakes?! We don't need no stinking brakes!
3) Get the government out of my gearbox! Repeal anti-coasting laws!
4) I'll turn my engine back on when I'm good and ready!
5) Keep tailgaiting me--it'll improve my aerodynamics.
6) Warning: this vehicle makes frequent pulses & glides.
7) Kick (crossed out) Pass Me.
8) Red lights are evil.
9) Go ahead and pass me--I'll return the favor at the next red light.
10) Note to self: Remember to fill up this month.
11) Don't laugh--it gets unbelievable mileage!
12) Just because you want to waste fuel doesn't mean I have to!


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Old 11-22-2011, 05:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hehe, I got a chuckle out of a few of 'em.

2. My brakes ARE working - I just haven't used them yet.

Hey Dave, is the quote in your sig. ("Life is an optimization problem") your own original quote? I did a Google search, and a similar, but longer, quote came up. I like it.
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Old 11-22-2011, 05:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Haha, those are really good. I need one that says,

"Actually my Grandma drives faster than me."
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2011, 07:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2011, 07:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2011, 07:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahah those are pretty good
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Old 11-22-2011, 09:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Ul-M-ti-P-ma-G-te.

Make the MPG part green.

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Old 11-22-2011, 09:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2011, 10:28 AM   #10 (permalink)
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