Good Morning Boys & Gents,
As you may realize today is Valentines Day.
Take the rest of the day off.(cough cough)
Go Home. (Important!)
Stop & get Flowers.(Maybe you arodered early)
Make Dinner & have it ready for your Hunney when She gets home.(this is why)
Clean up a little.(you probly stink)
Pick up the Living room. (this is the first thing she see's)
Put on Nice Clothes.(I lounge in sweats most of the day)
Clear that car stuff off the table.(It stinks too)
Try and remember where those candles are.(Probly in a cabinet)
Leave your frustration @ work so you can have a good attitude when Hunney gets home.
Offer to rub her feet.(When she asks, say, no dear your feet don't smell[even if they do!])
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even poverty - you can survive it. Bill Cosby