What's the funniest bumper sticker you've seen on an EV or fuel sipper?

[metromizer]

One of the guys has these on the back of his Zap! three wheel EV car:

"Sorry... I'm married. A requirement to drive a vehicle like this!" Hilarious

"I only drive this to save money" political statement I guess

"Nuclear Energy IS the answer" yellow w/radiation caution icon. Even Hippies are taking a second look at nuclear power

"Ted Nugent for President" not sure why he chose that?

"my 4x4 truck cost me $6.20 per day to drive to work... this cost me .64cents!" My employers allows us to charge EV's while at work at no cost to the employee. Kinda makes his point about cost.

"This car is as funny as $5 gas!" The Zap! would look like right at home in a Shriner's parade

anyone else have some ecomodder related favorites? bring 'em on!

[metromizer]

Modderator: I posted this in the wrong place. Could you move it to some place more appropriate? sorry for the gaf

[texanidiot25]

I have one on the back glass of my Firebird, bought it to support a 24 hours of Lemons car (youtube search "'66 Belvedere Mayhem" for the car):

"Follow me, I'm gonna TOTAL THIS THING"

My only annoyance is when cars crawl real close at stop lights to read it.

[Johnny Mullet]

"My other car is an even bigger piece of crap" - Sticker on a Festiva

[wagonman76]

"But it's paid for"

"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you"

"This van runs on Viagara"

And some others from a hippie VW:

"An erection does not count as personal growth"

"Wanna get laid? Crawl up a hen's a$$ and wait awhile"

[Peter7307]

Not actually FE related but still funny...

This is NOT an abandoned vehicle

seen on the rear bumper of an especially tatty and unloved Peugeot 405 sedan.
Think of the TV series Columbo and the car he drove.

Pete.

[superchow]

"This vehicle will explode on contact."

[Tango Charlie]

"If I were in an F-16 I'd be home by now."

[MazdaMatt]

A$$, Gas or Grass, nobody rides for free.

[bryn]

on a blue metro
don't honk, i'm peddling as fast as i can