Name it "Kermit"...-hey, that would even fit on vanity plates! He has a song that goes:
"It's Not Easy Bein' Green" (lyrics by Joe Rapposo)
It's not that easy bein' green;
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold-
or something much more colorful like that.
It's not easy bein' green.
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things.
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water- or stars in the sky.
But green's the color of Spring.
And green can be cool and friendly-like.
And green can be big like an ocean, or important like a mountain, or tall like a tree.
When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why? Wonder,
I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful!
And I think it's what I want to be.
http://www.disgalaxy.addr.com/Muppets/kermit.htm
LOL! My suggested mod is to velcro a Kermit to the dash of your GREEN wagon.
Getting a kick out of some of these suggested mods too- obviously the suggesters haven't done them themselves, or really thought them through...
...ideally I should maybe be looking at something like Brett's 'Convertible Aerodynamic Truck Cap' Design for my wagon? See link...
