Buy a Mitsubishi and get a free goat ! ?
 

Now times may be hard and sales slow in the car business but are we really getting this desperate?

"Mitsubishi NZ is giving away a free goat with every new Triton sold before August as part of a new marketing campaign.

Choice , eh?

Wheels , magazine , July 2009."

Wheels is well respected and widely read here. Sort of like Road and Track in the US.

"So a Kiwi walks into a bar with a goat under his arm and the bartender says
“Dud you splut up with your messes , bro?
“Nah mate , I just bought a Mitsubishi Triton."

Sorry , just could not let the opportunity pass by.

For those wanting more details use the link below:

Mitsubishi Motors NZ | Free goat with every new Triton ute


Pete.

As a kiwi with over a hundred wild goats on my hill country land, I'm not sure how to take this.

As Peter is an Australian, I'd wager he's after a bite from some Kiwis here, but little does he know many Kiwis already have enough goats, in fact most families have at least two.

Actually to cover this Mitsi givaway, an Aussie journalist was in New Zealand doing the story where he saw a Kiwi farmer doing unnatural things with a goat. He approached the Kiwi and firstly asked, "What sort of goat is that?" He scribbled down the farmer's reply - "a Merino". The next question was, "Do you shear them?" The farmer replied hastily, "No! Go and find yer own!