Dogpooling?
 

Seems like riding your Labrador to work isn't going to save the planet after all:

If they added "Human Child" to this, there wouldn't be room on your screen

Well, nowadays dog food has more slaughterhouse residues than real meat...

Anyway, I wouldn't even consider to get rid of my dog for some supposed environmental benefit.
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