Don't hold your breath...
 

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His punishment should include not being allowed to vote or breed...

Man holding breath in Oregon tunnel causes crash



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..."Darwin Award" candidate?

He passes out after holding his breath for 10 seconds?

regards
Mech

How about they use a cigar cutter to remove his penis? :thumbup:

Hehe, is that going to "enhance" his breath holding ability. :thumbup:

regards
Mech

Flashback to junior high:

What'd the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breath outta that thing?".

I think the passenger played a major roll in this accident, and she was the one holding her breath..until the bump in the road

More importantly, did their wish come true?

We are supposed to wish?!

Everything in my life has been a mistake!

I watch Saturday Night Live very infrequently, but I caught one skit where some guy (in real life) had just attempted to break the world record for holding his breath and failed miserably. They "interviewed" him on SNL's "news" program, he starts breathing forcefully, and announces that he is going to try again, while the anchor realizes that he is doing that on their "news" program. The seconds tick on and the guy starts struggling. He finally gasps and asks "Have you ever just wanted to breathe?!"
"Uh, yeah, I guess so..."

Seventeen seconds.

When I go through tunnels I like to shout and howl. Hell, I do that for under passes too. :thumbup: