How an automaker practice their AI parking assist technology
 

With Nissan's Intelligent Parking Chairs, you could activate robotic chairs to tuck themselves back to their rightful 'parking space'...with a clap. (exactly Clapper-like) Like pre-rush hour conditions, the chairs can start from infinite configurations of disarray; they would automatically navigate through the chaos and orderly tuck themselves into place. Nissan's smart chairs are guided by four motion-detecting cameras mounted around the space that give them a bird's-eye view of the room. The bases are filled with electronics and omniwheels that can move and rotate it 360 degrees. The AI computer analyzes the camera feeds and controls all the chairs in the room via Wi-Fi, just like cars are guided into parking spots using their sensors. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDNQcPjQaWE

Now, if only KIDS, congressional representatives, and DRIVERS...were so easily programmed!

How do I program my wife into existence?