Life Advice with Uncle Scotty
I really like a comment on Shouty's latest clickbait video:
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Scotty, please do a fifteen minute livestream once a week called "Life Advice with Uncle Scotty." Maybe like Dr. Phil and Dave Ramsey rolled into one, with significantly more hair.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dObiVZCAUec
The poster gave some examples?
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"Uncle Scotty, my girlfriend wants me to buy her a Fiat."
"Buy a Corolla."
"For her? She will--"
"No, dump her. She is crap. You will be happier with a Corolla instead of her."
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Uncle Scotty, what should I study in college?"
"The key to getting through university is buying a Corolla so you do not need to worry about your car breaking down..."
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"Uncle Scotty, should I buy a Chihuahua or a Pug?"
"Well, if you are not going to buy a real dog, at least buy a real car. Get yourself a good used Corolla and have a good mechanic like me check it out. That way you and your dumb dog won't get stranded somewhere."
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What are some life questions you would like to see Shouty answer, possibly with solutions involving buying a Corolla? :) |
