Yay for Larry Rensberger! I'd vote for him, if he was in my district.
One offset hole, instead of two would be better theoretically, wouldn't it? Dang, where were ya when I had the knife in my hands?
The asymmetricness of it might make it look European. (
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Well, the holes were actually about 2-1/2" diameter. NOW they're 3". We'll see what that does on the drive home.