A man was in an unfamiliar place, and couldn't find the light in the rest room... after doing his business, he cleaned himself with some rather John Wayne-like supplies, and reached around to flush his mess away...
He quickly found that each time he pulled the flush handle, he got quite the shock to his groin area.
The next day, he overheard someone talking about a "crappy mop bucket".. and at that very moment, he understood what had happened.
Talk about discomfort, eh?
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