As a kiwi with over a hundred wild goats on my hill country land, I'm not sure how to take this.
As Peter is an Australian, I'd wager he's after a bite from some Kiwis here, but little does he know many Kiwis already have enough goats, in fact most families have at least two.
Actually to cover this Mitsi givaway, an Aussie journalist was in New Zealand doing the story where he saw a Kiwi farmer doing unnatural things with a goat. He approached the Kiwi and firstly asked, "What sort of goat is that?" He scribbled down the farmer's reply - "a Merino". The next question was, "Do you shear them?" The farmer replied hastily, "No! Go and find yer own!
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