[Christ]

So this kind of reminds me of the other day... Wonderboy and I are at the junkyard, and I'm admiring the quite obvious mods to his Civic.

As we're standing around BS'ing, some nutsack comes walking up the ped ramp, googley eyeing Wonderboy's car... probably thinking "Hey, look at that damn ricer, thinks his car is the **** and blahblahblah fast, etc."

Me, in my usual attitudinal stance, kept half an eye on this guy as he walked up the ped ramp into the parking area, then got into his car (a Nissan Altima) and took his time driving by, staring at the obvious grille blocks and then giving us both funny looks, while I maintained my "If you only knew" appearance.

I'm sure he thought something far off from what was actually going on, but if only he'd stopped and asked some rhetorical question about ricers and what not, he'd have been more likely to understand.