Top Gear is lowest-common-denominator one step above ricers and, though occasionally entertaining, Clarkson's an idiot and a douchejockey. To be criticized by that tool with the mentality of a 4 year old is a compliment. All those exotics they mess their pants over are worthless for actual speed unless you own a racetrack and they're no fun to drive unless you're on one. I guess they're good for picking up *****s (or pre-pubescent boys if they're into that), but otherwise, you can't see out of them, park them anywhere, deal with driveways and potholes without holding your breath, or pass a cop without getting followed or pulled over unless you're going way under the speed limit. I used to love them until I turned 16 and realized this. Clarkson's only got another 12 years to go!
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