[Christ]

Originally Posted by MadisonMPG

My name is RAM, and I help my driver compensate for his unusually small penis.
My name is RAM, and I am part of a life support problem.
My name is RAM, and I couldn't possibly be less aerodynamic.
My name is RAM, and "efficiency" is not in my dictionary.
My name is RAM, and 90% of my brothers are used as commuter cars.
My name is RAM, and if you use me like i'm supposed to be used you will have to rebuild my transmission in 6-8000 miles.

It used to be: "If you can't Dodge it, RAM it."

Now it's: "I'm a RAM. I've gotten so ridiculously large, inefficient, and easy to dent/ding/break that I'm a shoe-in daily driver for most women and poor people will see me as "cool". I will burn though your gas reserves in one day, then burn your neighbor's reserves tomorrow. ANWAR can't stifle my thirst. I am RAM."