*yawn* What do YOU do at midnight on a Saturday?
I bolt cookware to my car.
I give you my aerodisc prototype:
After much deliberation (because its sooo important o.0 ) David The Hardware Store Guy and I settled on screwing three bolts through my hubcaps and bolting the pizza pan down with wingnuts and lockwashers.
For comparison's sake, here is the unaltered wheel