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Originally Posted by MadisonMPG
It is a so true that truck drivers that drive them for "cruisers" have tiny man parts. It's 100% true.
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I've suspected this for quite some time - the fake testicles hanging off so many trailer hitches is a dead giveaway - though I've never been tempted to a close inspection :-)
Anyway, if all they're interested in is how the thing sounds, why not a good speaker and a microprocessor that inputs rpm & vehicle speed, and outputs the proper level of manly engine noise? Not my original idea, I hasten to add, but from C.M. Kornbluth's SF story, "The Marching Morons", published in the early '50s IIRC.