[Christ]

What is the big deal with TRUCK NUTZ?

I mean, come on... they're plastic testicles that come in many colors and hang facetiously from the lower portion of a vehicle (which is not always a truck) in hopes that they may garner a reaction (positive or negative, whichever) from some poor sap that should likely be paying attention to the traffic light ahead of the vehicle whose genitals are showing so that he can time it correctly to re-start his engine, which ideally should have been shut down, however, he spent so much time admiring (read: mentally *****ing about) those NUTZ, that he completely forgot his redlight routine and left the engine running the whole time.

Wow. All for a piece of plastic.