I'm still looking for a bumper sticker that says:
"If you can read this, get your insurance information ready."
One of my friends is trying to get a window vinyl that says:
Warning:
Brake lights may not illuminate until the insurance adjuster gets here.
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"¿ʞɐǝɹɟ ɐ ǝɹ,noʎ uǝɥʍ 'ʇı ʇ,usı 'ʎlǝuol s,ʇı"