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Originally Posted by orange4boy

What was going on in his brain.


I saw an almost identical accident with a junker Monte Carlo who was in a pissing contest with another car at about 50 mph. After they passed us, he pulled up on the Vtak knob, floored it and swerved towards the obvious opponent in the next lane, failing at the most basic of ricer maneuvers. To salvage his dignity, he attempted to show off by fish-tailing intentionally, like he saw on a video game. He over corrected and ended up in a swerve oscillation, a spin and a 20 mph smack into the median. Luckily he missed everyone else by inches, which further added up the "cool" points that he would later receive in his own little world. His car would have started, but he felt the urge to wave at those he had just offended, so he had to push it off the road in front of all the stopped traffic. Total instant ricer win.

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