I'm not dead yet!
I commandeered the garage today. After strippin' her naked, the frame damage isn't nearly as bad as I had thought.
There is a small kink near the strut tower and a larger one half way from the tower to the headlights. Neither seems to affect the suspension geometry.
A sawzall aided in opening the passenger's door.
The locking rods got jostled in when somebody rolled down the broken window, so I had to get at the latch. That panel had a big crack in it anyway.
After much stupidity and annoyance, I got the windshield out.
Safety glass is friggin amazing!
I'll probably make an attempt at popping the A pillar back into place with a forklift.
If it can't be done, I'm told the other tech at work is an expert welder.
Keep it crazy,
Jimbo