[gone-ot]

...as a 'self-appointed' spokesperson for the "oldest crowd" (one-of-two, so far), I don't buy that stereotyping.

...I say we're just "glued" to our old chariots and afraid the Metamucil will 'kick-in' while we're driving slowly (Mother Natural doesn't simply "call," she screams!) to concentrate on MPG's versus where's the "...closest off-ramp leading to a public restroom" (wink,wink).