FIFTY NINE TODAY!!!!!!
I DO NOT drive with my turn signal on for miles...
I DO NOT drive a Buick (but the new ones are a LOT nicer now that they dropped those port holes and have less chrome)
I DO have a 36 year old wife that looks like she's in her 20's
I DO get tired of young and ignorant guys asking if they can date my daughter
I DO have a 3 1/2 year old son that people assume is my grandkid
I DO NOT need male enhancing drugs
I DO need Flomax
I am SHOCKED at the ages on this forum...but happy about it
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42 time NHRA/IHRA drag race champ
05 SRT4-12.17@117 mph on DOTs-31.0 mpg-SOLD
96 Geo Metro-3 banger-60.1 mpg-SOLD
95 BMW M3-13.41 @ 106 mph-31mpg-SOLD
77 Chevy Monza with 350/350-FOR SALE
84 Horizon-1880 lbs-29 mpg
95 Neon-43 mpg
99 Z28-10.80 @ 127 mph-27.1mpg
2011 Prius-62.1 wife's
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