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Originally Posted by Old Tele man
...if GM made a bicycle, it would have facetted wheel circumferences instead of circular wheels...because they're easier to manufacture.
...however, ON-Star™ would be available for the first year, free.
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GM? The most important, prominent feature would be the front and back ornaments - either a Caddy insignia or a big Chevy bow-tie.
And don't forget the built-in Delco radio with XM satellite reception, free for the first three months. Not to mention daytime running lamps, that can't be switched off.
But most importantly, they wouldn't
sell bikes, they would
finance them. The reason GM needed to be bailed out was because they were primarily in the money-lending business (AKA: GMAC) and being in the car manufacturing business became merely a sideline.
