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Old 05-05-2010, 12:29 AM   #51 (permalink)
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P.S. did you ever consider doing stand-up comedy.With George Carlin gone now there's a void out there.
I tried to make it somewhat entertaining, but virtually everything I cited was true, in that I have seen all those things at one time or another, some frequently. Unfortunately, to me it's more true than it is funny.

George Carlin grew up in the Bronx, as did I. I'm sure that's the similarity you notice. I also learned to drive in the Bronx. I'm convinced that once you attain the ability to drive in NY City, driving anywhere else on this planet is a piece of cake by comparison.

BTW, today I was behind some brain dead guy in a van who was the ONLY vehicle in a right turn lane. The green arrow was green for at least ten seconds before we approached it. He braked and stopped at the green arrow. WHY??? I leaned on the horn for about ten seconds before he woke up. I couldn't help but think of what I had just recently written.

It must be something in the water here...

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