I, uh... um... Well, you see...
Ok, I'm really bad at making anything for "beginners". I just wait for the questions, and answer them accordingly, keeping in mind that this is the internets, and you're never really sure who you're talking to, and in all the internets, it's a proven fact that women do not exist.
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