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Arragonis · 07-24-2010, 04:53 PM

Arrgh that C1 - I'm off to wash my eyes out with bleach....
(disclaimer - do not do this at home kids, its a joke)

I meant that a C1 is less of a girliewagon if its chipped (i.e. faster - all things are relative, I also mean 'less slow') but even then it probably won't match a blumotion for go.

But I suspect it would get better MPG, and it would also fall apart much faster as Polos are made from Kryptonite and Citroens from Playdough.

Of course when I say 'made' and Citroens I actually mean that some parts are randomly moved closer together somwhere in Poland and eventually called a car. If it stays in one piece then Peugeot claim it as one of theirs, otherwise they let Citroen sell it.

I have a confession, I'm even considering a Nemo Multispace / Bipper TeePee / Qubo Multijet instead - mainly so I can get bikes in.

But those go 0-60 in more time than your Corsa. In fact I think I will need a sundial, or in the case of the PSA ones a calendar.

Off topic Cyprus is on my list of places to go sometime soon - which part are you in ?

07-24-2010, 04:53 PM	#31 (permalink)
Arragonis The PRC. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Elsewhere. Posts: 5,304 Thanks: 285 Thanked 536 Times in 384 Posts	Arrgh that C1 - I'm off to wash my eyes out with bleach.... (disclaimer - do not do this at home kids, its a joke) I meant that a C1 is less of a girliewagon if its chipped (i.e. faster - all things are relative, I also mean 'less slow') but even then it probably won't match a blumotion for go. But I suspect it would get better MPG, and it would also fall apart much faster as Polos are made from Kryptonite and Citroens from Playdough. Of course when I say 'made' and Citroens I actually mean that some parts are randomly moved closer together somwhere in Poland and eventually called a car. If it stays in one piece then Peugeot claim it as one of theirs, otherwise they let Citroen sell it. I have a confession, I'm even considering a Nemo Multispace / Bipper TeePee / Qubo Multijet instead - mainly so I can get bikes in. But those go 0-60 in more time than your Corsa. In fact I think I will need a sundial, or in the case of the PSA ones a calendar. Off topic Cyprus is on my list of places to go sometime soon - which part are you in ? __________________ [I]So long and thanks for all the fish.[/I]