haha Better yet, get a suzuki x-90! lol
I always thought they look like a loony toon that just got bopped in the head with a hammer and has a growing bruise. Like a lot of suzuki stuff, ugly as hell but small, dependable, and easy to work on... I dare you to drive an x-90 around. Doing that definitely takes a bigger man than any kind of oversized tyro rig.