I understand Chrimbus is a lunch holiday? Then I'm in!
But true believers will stick with Festivus. The Holiday Spirit wouldn't be complete without The Airing Of Grievances and The Feats Of Strength!
How did you know the pole came from out back?!?
I haven't seen any unicorns lately so I calculated the odds of a unicorn encounter and decided the pole could safely be repurposed for the season.