Buy the wife a 95 Geo Metro 2-door auto, install my newly acquired pizza pan hubcaps, install rear wheel skirts, wear out the current 175/70-13 tires (40k miles on them so far and they look like they'll last another 10-20k more) and replace them with the OEM 155/80-13 tires to reduce rolling resistance, replace my rear window defroster, replace my hatch struts (they're toast), and install a CD player so I can put down the antenna and have reliable good music.
Edit: just ticked off the pizza pan hubcaps mod
Wheel skirts to come in the next couple days.