Did I tell about the time... I guess... I took off too slowly from a red light? Had the moonroof open and could hear the guy in the pickup behind me letting loose with a litany that would make a sailor blush. So I saluted him; then he was all "I'll fight you! I'll fight you! blah blah blah". I just kept on to my nearby destination, and he followed. I got out of my car, and he left. Darn it. THAT would have been entertaining.
Did someone say food???
