Before & After:
Before & After:

Even though we had a real live blizzard 11 days ago, it has since thawed and the bike isn't frozen to the ground anymore. Time for ch-ch-changes...
Next step is to hack the headtube off and rake it out.
So far there are $0.00 worth of parts bought for it and perhaps a few pennies worth of electricity for lights and running some power tools.