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Old 06-08-2011, 06:30 PM   #21 (permalink)
cleanspeed1
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OKOKOK, here we go!

"Has the high price of gas got you down?"

"Eating more junk food than usual?"

"Have refried beans become a staple diet in your life?"

We have the solution to all your problems!

By cutting the cheese, you're cutting your fuel costs!

Here's a testimonial from a drag racer: " I was lined up against the champion and felt nervous at the tree. Then the nachos that I got from the concessions started going into extra innings in my gut. What to do, what to do? Good thing that I had the Flatulator on board!
Champ cuts a perfect light, I proceed to let out a combustible. Even though he tree'd the heck out of me, the power from the Flatulator allowed me to beat him by 10 cars!
Won the race and got relief!

Thanks Flatulator!

And remember folks, "that pain in your <thpttt> will save you gas!"

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