China unveils new low-cost, nine-passenger family transportation system
Ever wonder why China's economy is beating the USA? It's all about efficiency! China has unveiled a new, low-cost mass transportation system with the following features:
• Multiple passenger capacity - room for the whole family!
• Permanent sunroof allows fresh air to flow through your hair.
• Extremely fuel efficient with a tight turning radius.
• Inclined theater seating gives all passengers a "front seat" view.
• Infant seat also doubles as a water bucket.
• Able to use bike lanes to bypass automobile traffic on the highways.
• Automatic air conditioning and heating (not controllable).
• Roll bar and seatbelts optional.
