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Originally Posted by UFO
You really need to have your oil lab tested.
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You don't understand! He has already explained how all of the oil testing laboratories in the world are actually owned by the Evil Oil Companies, who dictate that any oil run for more than 100 miles is "worn out" and "must be replaced now".
And all of the people who have torn down an engine after finding high amounts of metals in the oil and seen how the bearings are wearing through? They're all lying, every single one of them.
And hey, what can a well-equipped lab with millions of dollars of testing equipment run by well-trained technicians tell us that rubbing oil between our fingers can't? Everybody knows that anything that is too small to feel with our fingers is unimportant and cannot hurt our engines in any way.
-soD