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Old 10-19-2011, 11:59 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Old Tele man View Post
...only if you don't want your "beard" cut off in the night (wink,wink).
The beard is okay, it's the moustache that has to go.

Since the original 10 commandoes also includes a few jokers in the deck, why not:

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors 32-mpg Corvette, nor his WVO lawn tractor; neither his shapely maid-servant bicycling to the grocery, nor his hunky man-servant running the flywheel apparatus to charge his landscape-lighting batteries.

It'd be nice if he could split the standing water on wet roads as well.

Wrong prophet.

He'd change water into pollution-free diesel. I am the Light, and the Right-of-Way . . . .


Last edited by slowmover; 10-19-2011 at 12:09 PM..
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