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Originally Posted by joejoe317
On a side note:
What is up with cops taking forever when they pull you over?
Also why is the court date 3 months away?
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I recall being pulled over by some punk cop that was still wet behind the ears, supposedly for speeding. He got my driver's license and went back to his car, and I don't know if he was finishing a four-course meal, composing a novel, surfing net porn, or what but it took him an
eternity to get back to me with my license. That was a huge mistake on his part, because if there would have been a pressure gauge on my head while I was waiting one could have seen it climb steadily into the red danger zone. When he finally got there I ripped that license right outta his hand and lit into him in a way that I rarely do, then started up and floored it outta there and got sideways like, oh, you might see on the Dukes of Hazzard, except I didn't catch any air.
Went to court and beat the little dummy out of the ticket too.
