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Originally Posted by spacer
Ooh. Wait a minute there... what time of the year was that sunshine collected, and was it gathered by a virgin?
Gotta be careful with that stuff. Mess it up and *real* bad stuff can happen.
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We were careful to collect it at noon on the northern hemisphere summer solstice. There were no virgins within 30 miles who were older than age 5, (and the young ones were too busy learning sexy moves from Britney Spears videos) so we went to plan B. We used
extra virgin (not mere virgin) olive oil to lube the cap, enabling us to get it extra tight, to assure that no leakage occurs. Rest assured that this is some good stuff.