Well I can now join those of you who have had your Civic jacked...
Came out from work and the parking spot where its sat every weekday for 3 years is empty...
after doing a loop around the area, almost sure I'd lost my mind and moved it during the day, I had to admit the ride was gone
Called the cops, someone spotted it across town in the ghettos a few hours later. Bunch of minor parts missing, damaged steering column, and a massive oil leak.
It still runs fine though! Starts with a screwdriver now!
The long-running Civic mpg graph has most likely seen its last update... better to step up to a newer ride with better anti-theft...