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this reminds me of a joke:
This guy who is hard of hearing and a bit down on his luck, goes out to find a bit of work. He goes house to house in a rich neighbourhood looking for some odd jobs. He still has no luck untill he comes to the biggest richest house in the neighbourhood. this mansion has a pool, 25 rooms, electrified fence , separate maid entrance and a multi-car garage.
The owner comes to the door and listens to the man's story.
The owner says " I'll give you a days work and pay you 100 dollars."
the deaf man says "what", because he cant hear.
the owner says "okay fine 200 dollars" .
the deaf man says "WHAT".
the owner is pissed but yells back " FINE! 300 DOLLARS TO PAINT MY PORCH".
The deaf man excited for any money quickly agrees and asks where to find paint and brushes.
the owner points to the garage.
the deaf man gets to work quickly and when he finishes knocks on the door to get paid.
the owner brings the man inside and hands him the money.
he tell the deaf man " that was some great haggling you did, i pretended to be mad but i would have paid you 500 to do the painting"
the deaf man responded " yes, that is no problem, no hard feelings, oh and by the way, that is not a Porshe, it's a Lamborgini!"